[previewyoutube="juSf21dPwd4;full"][/previewyoutube]To all goose enthusiasts,

The containment door is open.

Tingus Goose has officially been unleashed into the wild.

What started as a harmless little goose project has now grown into an ever-mutating nightmare-tree of beaks, necks, and very questionable life choices.

Welcome aboard, and here’s what you can expect!!

• Grow your own beautiful goose abomination

• Chase numbers so big they stop looking like numbers

• Unlock stranger and stranger upgrades that definitely weren’t approved by any ethics committee

• Realize you’ve been staring at a goose for three hours and somehow you’re fine with that

This is the full experience: more chaos, more progression, more “I can stop anytime I want” energy, and absolutely no responsible supervision.

If this sounds like a normal, healthy use of your free time:

Grab the goose and have a go!!

Leave a review if you survive, we’d love to hear your last whisper.

And last but not least, thank you all for supporting our strange little goose and the even stranger team behind it.

Keep it honk.

Sweaty Chair Studio

We sell WTF for a living