You know, if I was designing a game to show off specific programming languages, I might not release it until I got basic features like saving the game finished. Or maybe that's just me? I couldn't even buy the final upgrade even though I maxed out the currency.

Although anyone who was on the internet in the '90s will get a big kick out of the retro aesthetic (which is spot on), I can't even give this the two star thumbs down because it's just way too buggy.