So after reading the developers responses to the other comments I decided to give this a fair chance. Several hours later, the website says I have level 12, 1 achievement, and 3 cards. I say website not game, because there is still no name, other than getting a card every hour that you can’t do anything with, there is nothing to interact with to progress anything. If nothing at all has happened after 5 hours, that’s an April fools joke that’s not funny, not a game.