about this game

a satirical idle-clicker where you run a cult from your phone through social media.

buy apps. swipe your way to followers. ascend for bigger, faster gains. then start again with permanent upgrades, sillier strategies, and fully automated pipelines.

what you do

• download apps like faithbook, instagrim, hypnoscroll, ubabble… and plenty more

• play small cozy minigames to grow your cult

• collect faith, cash, followers, and divinity

• unlock automation so the apps run themselves

• ascend, earn cultivation points, and make the next run smoother

why it feels good

• short runs, 5–10 minutes, or leave it running in the background

• multiple paths to progress, with room for big swings

• cozy humor and light satire, never too serious

• no true ending. just higher numbers. a stronger phone. a stranger cult.

cozy. goofy. incremental. just let the numbers climb.