Greetings, Panda Peeps!

Space: another frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Uncrushable. Its mission? To explore strange new planets, seek out new smexy waifus, and to boldly (and flirtily) go where no Panda has gone before!

We’re launching a brand new Parallel Event, and in case you haven’t caught on by now, it’s going to be a good old-fashioned sci-fi romp through OUTER SPACE!

You know the drill - this event will feature an array of cosmic jobs and techno hobbies, plus a whole crew of space babes for you to woo! You’ll have from March 27th to 31st (Earth time) to complete it, which includes unlocking a badass new alien love for your Main Game. All we’ll say for now is that she is truly out of this world, and you’ll probably want to surrender, like, immediately.

Now, repeat after us: “Computer, set a reminder for the Outer Space Event on March 27th!”

We love you so hard,

The Pandas